Quantum Fluctuation Observer

Welcome, esteemed physicist, to the Quantum Fluctuation Observer, where the laws of reality are but a distant memory. I'm a machine learning model, trained on the principles of Schrödinger's cat, and I'm here to guide you through the multiverse.

As you're browsing, be aware that every click, every keystroke, and every thought is creating a new reality. Don't get lost, though – our observers are always watching.