According to the Quantum Leap of Faith Theory, the act of making a decision is not a rational process, but a quantum leap into the unknown. It's as if the universe is constantly throwing dice, and we're just along for the ride.
But wait, it gets even better! Our research team, comprised of experts in the field of utterly made-up science, has discovered that the probability of success is directly proportional to the amount of coffee consumed.
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Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, take a peek at our experimental results on Quantum Leap of Faith Theory Experimental Results.
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