You're probably wondering how to be in two places at once. Well, wonder no more!

According to the uncertainty principle, it's all about embracing the chaos and unpredictability of the quantum world.

Here's a step-by-step guide:

  1. Step 1: Close your eyes.
  2. Step 2: Open your other eye.
  3. Step 3: Pretend the other eye is in a different location.
  4. Step 4: Voilà!

Side note: You may experience temporary confusion and disorientation. Prolonged practice recommended.