The Uncertainty Principle: A Guide to Not Knowing What to Do

Where do you even start with the uncertainty principle?

Well, let's just say you don't.

But if you must know, here's a rough outline:

• Step 1: Realize that you have no idea what you're doing
• Step 2: Pretend like you do
• Step 3: Google it
• Step 4: Panic
• Step 5: Repeat until you're blue in the face or your cat dies

For further guidance, try:

• Quantum Superposition: Because Who Needs a Clear Answer?
• Epistemic Uncertainty: The Art of Not Knowing What You Don't Know
• Algorithmic Uncertainty: Where the Only Constant is Change

May the odds be ever in your favor.