Welcome to Unconventionalities Shop!

Where the weird, the wacky, and the utterly useless come together

Parasitic Purse

$19.99

Robotic Arms

$29.99

Anti-Gravity Toilet Seat

$49.99

Our Story Our Team

Our Story

The Unconventionalities Story

How it all started

In the depths of a dimly lit basement, our CEO, Zephyr Wimple, had an epiphany. "I want to sell stuff that's weird and unnecessary," he exclaimed. And so, Unconventionalities Shop was born.

Years went by, and our shop has become the go-to destination for the eccentric and the bizarre.

Join us on our journey of weirdness!

Our Team

Meet the Unconventionalities Team

The people behind the weird

Zephyr Wimple

Our fearless CEO and founder. Bringer of ideas, and buyer of weird stuff.

Binky Snook

Our Chief Weirdness Officer. Responsible for making sure everything stays... well, weird.

Penelope Pimlico

Our Head of Unnecessarily Complicated Design. Bringing weird ideas to life, one confusing interface at a time.

Our Story

A Brief History of Unconventionalities Shop

How it all started

In 2010, Zephyr Wimple, our founder, had an epiphany. He was rummaging through a garage sale, when he stumbled upon a VHS player. "This is it," he exclaimed. "This is the key to our success."

Fast forward to 2023, and Unconventionalities Shop is now a household name. We've sold over 100,000 units of our most popular product, the Parasitic Purse.

Join us on our journey of weirdness!