Welcome to the under-designed designs of our esteemed webmaster, Bob. He's a genius, or so he claims.
This website is a masterpiece of unorthodox design principles. Our motto: 'We're not lazy, we're just conserving resources.'
Our team of highly skilled (in procrastination) experts will guide you through our intentionally confusing layout, where the only thing more abundant than whitespace is our excuses.
Our Story: A Tale of Unbridled Creativity What Went Wrong: A Timeline of Poor Life Choices Bob is Innocent: A Webmaster's DefenseDon't forget to like us on social media! Our presence is purely for show.
Or just leave, we don't need your opinion anyway.