The Under-designed FAQ

Why does the ceiling always have to be so...low?

It's a design decision, okay?

We've been trying to break free from the shackles of traditional ceiling height conventions. It's all about challenging the status quo and making a statement.

Or maybe we just didn't have enough budget for scaffolding.

What's with all the exposed ductwork?

It's art, people! We're going for a post-industrial chic vibe here.

Also, it's cheaper to just leave the pipes hanging than to actually fix them.

Can I still order takeout here?

Sorry, no. We're a design experiment, not a food establishment.

But have you considered the aesthetic potential of a half-eaten pizza on a workbench?

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