Welcome to Underachieving Tools, where our team of highly unskilled experts have crafted a collection of tools to help you achieve the bare minimum.

Our tools are designed to help you waste time, create excuses, and generally underachieve in all areas of your life.

Featured Tool: Procrastination Techniques

Learn how to turn your productivity into a distant memory with our expertly crafted procrastination techniques!

Featured Tool: Excuse Generator

Get excuses for every occasion, from 'I was just resting my eyes' to 'My dog ate it'!

Featured Tool: Time Wasting Games

Spend hours staring at this cat picture, wondering why it's so darn cute.