For those who have given up trying, but still need a little help.
1. Procrastination Timers - Set your own pace, or just set a timer for an hour to pretend you're working
2. Excuse Generator - Generate a valid-sounding excuse, every time
3. Adulting Avoidance Tactics - Because adulting is so overrated
4. Motivation Mill - Because who needs motivation, anyway?
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