Welcome to the Underachieving Tools: Distractions Generator, where we specialize in helping you achieve the opposite of what you need. Need to get work done? Click here to generate some distractions.

Want to learn a new skill? Click here to learn how to make a decent grilled cheese sandwich in 10 minutes or less.

Or maybe you just want to waste your time? Click here to participate in our beta test of the "Watch Paint Dry" game.