Underachieving Tools
Welcome to the Library of Excuses!
Here, you'll find a collection of the most creative, the most outlandish, and the most utterly useless tools to help you underachieve in style.
Whether you're a procrastinator, a slacker, or just someone who likes to take the easy way out, we've got you covered.
Popular Tools:
- Blank Checks: For those times when you just can't be bothered to fill out a form.
- Forgetful Typer: A keyboard with a built-in "forget" function, because who needs to type anything out?
- Sloth Phone: The ultimate phone for people who just can't be bothered to answer calls.
Don't see a tool that suits your needs? Submit a feature request and we might just add it for you.