Procrastination Station: Tips and Tricks for the Underachiever

Welcome to Procrastination Station, your go-to destination for doing the absolute minimum and achieving the bare minimum. Here, you can find the most advanced, cutting-edge strategies to help you put off that pesky work and indulge in more pressing matters.

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Tips and Tricks

1. Play the Blame Game: Blame your cat for everything.
2. Find a Loophole: Look for the one excuse that will get you out of it all.
3. Do the Bare Minimum: Set a high bar, but only just high enough to scrape by.

Remember, at Procrastination Station, we don't just help you do less, we help you have fun while doing it!

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