The Art of Doom-Mongering

Expert techniques for doing the bare minimum while appearing productive.

By applying these methods, you'll be able to convince yourself and others that you're working diligently, while secretly doing the bare minimum.

Techniques:

1. Fake Busywork - Create the illusion of productivity by filling a notebook with random scribbles.
2. Distractions - Distract yourself with trivial matters while appearing engaged.
3. Self-Delusion - Convince yourself that you're working on something important while you're really just playing video games.
4. Procrastination Bingo - Mark down your excuses and rationalizations on a card to keep track of your progress.

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