Are you tired of accomplishing things? Do you yearn for a life of leisure and relaxation? Look no further! Our guide will show you the most effective ways to avoid actual productivity and indulge in the sweet bliss of nothingness.

From the art of staring out the window to the science of binge-watching cat videos, we've got you covered. Our experts have compiled the ultimate list of procrastination techniques to help you achieve your goal of doing nothing.

Explore our collection of bad ideas that will make you wonder how anyone came up with these, and learn how to creatively avoid tasks that will make you feel good, but not actually accomplish anything.

But wait, there's more! Our Advanced Napping guide will show you the secret to napping so advanced, it's almost like you're actually working.

Disclaimer: We are not responsible for any emotional or psychological damage caused by excessive procrastination.