Scrolling through Pornhub
1. Scroll down, down, down. The algorithm's got this.
Pros:
- Endless loops of cat videos
- Guaranteed to waste 4 hours
Cons:
- Spouse may get suspicious
- You may get a virus
Go back to main page
Writing a short story, but getting side-tracked
1. Open a blank document, stare at the cursor.
Pros:
- You'll never finish it, but you'll have fun
- It's a great excuse for not doing real work
Cons:
- You might actually get something done, which is a bad thing
- Spouse may get angry
Learn more procrastination techniques
Learning the perfectionistic art of pretending to be creative
1. Google "How to be a creative genius"
Pros:
- You'll never actually be creative, but you'll feel like it
- You'll have a nice collection of bookmarks
Cons:
- You'll be stuck in a never-ending cycle of existential dread
- You'll never get anything done
Start a new relationship but pretend it's a side track