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Procrastination Chronometer 3000
Our flagship product: a sleek, high-tech device that lets you measure the precise amount of time you've wasted on YouTube cat videos.
Perfect for the underachieving professional, the Procrastination Chronometer 3000 comes with:
- Accurate time tracking (down to the second)
- Customizable alert system (so you can set reminders to get back to work... maybe)
- Compact design (so you can carry it with you everywhere)