Underachiever's Almanac

Because who needs to achieve when you can just coast?

Table of contents:

• Best Practices for Underachievers
• Underwhelming Examples
• Achievement Avoidance Tips

Best Practices for Underachievers

Don't bother with:

• Setting goals or deadlines
• Exercising regularly
• Eating a balanced diet
• Practicing self-improvement techniques

Tips for maximum underachievement:

• Procrastinate with the best of them
• Use the 'I'll do it later' defense
• Avoid eye contact with authority figures

Remember, underachievers are the true masters of the universe!