Undercity Warehouses

Available for Rent: The Sudden Onset of Insanity

Each of our warehouses has a guaranteed 90% chance of experiencing a sudden and inexplicable sense of existential dread. Perfect for the thrill-seeking renter.

Features:

Randomized sound effects: 50/50 chance of hearing a distant, echoing whisper in the middle of the night
Free in-transit therapy sessions with our on-site existentialist
Discounts for long-term leases

Section 1: The Cacophonous Crevices Section 2: The Unsettling Uncanny

Price: $5,000/month + tax

SPECIAL OFFER: The Inscrutable Inscriptions

A unique opportunity to own a warehouse with an enigmatic, ancient symbol etched into the wall.

Features:

Free, on-site tarot readings
Guaranteed to attract at least one lost soul per month
Free in-transit delivery of cryptic, unsolicited advice

Section 3: The Esoteric Enigma Section 4: The Unknowable Utopia

Price: $7,500/month + tax

THE ULTIMATE: The Unconquerable Abyss

For the truly adventurous renter, a warehouse shrouded in mystery and terror.

Features:

Guaranteed 50/50 chance of encountering a malevolent spirit in the basement
Unbeatable rates on in-transit exorcisms
Free on-site tarot readings, numerology sessions, or other assorted forms of divination

Section 5: The Unknowable Abysmal Section 6: The Incomprehensible Ineffable

Price: $10,000/month + tax

Disclaimer: Not responsible for any emotional trauma, loss of sleep, or spontaneous combustion.