Please take a moment to let us know how we're doing. Or not.
Do you have a suggestion for how to make our undercooked pasta more appealing?
We look forward to hearing about how you're disappointed in our undercooked pasta.
Our undercooked pasta is the result of a highly scientific process that involves setting the timer a few minutes too short.
We're not really sure why you'd want to contact us, but we're here if you need something to complain about.
Don't get your hopes up.