ABORT DANCE EMERGENCY!

Warning: You have entered a level 3 emergency dance protocol.

The following procedures are in place to mitigate the effects of the impending dance disaster:

• DANCE DETERRENT PROTOCOL
• EMERGENCY DANCE PROTOCOL ALPHA
• DANCE MITIGATION TECHNIQUES

Repeat the following mantra to calm your nerves: "I am not a human disco ball, I am not a human disco ball."

ABORT DANCE PROTOCOL