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Parmesan Locator Emergency Response System 3000

You have entered a Level 3 Emergency: Parmesan Locator.

Our highly trained team of cheese experts will locate the source of the parmesan within 3 minutes or less.

Please wait while we activate the Parmesan Locator Activation Sequence.

Estimated time to locate parmesan: 2:45

Disclaimer: Our system is not responsible for actual cheese retrieval, only location services. Actual retrieval is the responsibility of the user.

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