Emergency Pasta Stirs in Level 3

**Critical Situation**: Pasta not stirring properly. Please proceed with caution.

**Symptoms:**

• Nonsensical twirly motions
• Failure to achieve proper sauce coating
• Excessive noodle tangling

**Treatment Options:**

1. Aggressive stirring with a wooden spoon
2. Consultation with a senior pasta chef
3. Emergency injection of garlic oil

**Next Steps:**

Activate Protocol Alpha to initiate emergency pasta stirring procedures.

Proceed to Pasta Surgery if symptoms persist.