Undercooked Pasta Emergencies: Level 3
You are experiencing Level 3 Undercooked Pasta Emergencies.
In the event of a Level 3 Undercooked Pasta Emergencies, please follow these Evacuation Procedures:
  1. Step 1: Call the Pasta Emergency Hotline at 1-800-PASTA-CRISIS
  2. Step 2: Evacuate the area and proceed to the nearest sink for immediate re-cooking
  3. Step 3: Perform the Stirring Dance of Defiance, a 3-part dance move that involves stirring a nearby pot of water with your non-dominant hand while shouting 'I will not be undercooked!'
Remember, in the event of a Level 3 Undercooked Pasta Emergencies, your safety is the top priority. Do not attempt to reheat the pasta in the microwave, as this may exacerbate the situation.