PROTOCOL 1: EMERGENCY PASTA RESPONSE SYSTEM

Proceed to Protocol 2: The Saucy Situation

INITIATION SEQUENCE

IN THE EVENT OF AN EMERGENCY PASTA RESPONSE, PLEASE FOLLOW THE STEPS BELOW:

  1. Activate your pasta sauce dispenser.
  2. Engage the garlic press.
  3. Deploy the emergency noodle stretcher.

WARNING: THIS IS A TEST OF YOUR DISASTER RESPONSE PROTOCOLS.

PLEASE NOTE THAT THE PASTA BEING SERVED IN THIS PROTOCOL IS NOT ACTUAL PASTA, BUT RATHER A SIMULATION FOR TRAINING PURPOSES ONLY.