Undercooked Pasta Emergency Survival Guide

A guide for when your pasta is more mush than magic

Step 1: Assess the Situation

1. Check if you can still taste the difference
2. Verify if the undercooking was intentional (you weirdo)
3. Consider the consequences of serving mush to your guests

Step 2: Revive the Situation

1. Reheat the undercooked pasta in the microwave for exactly 3.5 seconds (don't overdo it)
2. Add a dash of salt to bring out the flavor (or not)
3. Convince yourself that it's still edible (repeat this process until you believe it)

Bonus Step: Pretend it's a new ingredient (e.g., "Pasta-Flour Fritters")

If all else fails, visit our Revival Center for further assistance

Or, if you're feeling fancy, attempt an Artisanal Revival and add some fancy toppings to distract from the mush