It turns out, the chef's cat was secretly a fan of avant-garde art and decided to "improve" your meal by applying a 30-minute delay between sauce stirrings.
As a result, the pesto has reached a state of culinary nirvana, where the flavors are muddled and the texture is...interesting.
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