The Salmonella Sausage Co. presents...

Celebrating the Flavors of Undercooked Pasta

Warning: the following list of ingredients may cause stomach discomfort and spontaneous combustion in some individuals. Prolonged consumption of salmonella-tainted pasta may lead to:

We're not saying it's a bad thing, but... actually, that's exactly what we're saying. Learn more about our special Celiaca-Safe line

Or, if you dare, try our Undercooked Pasta Roulette for a truly unforgettable experience.

Don't say we didn't warn you...