One part salmonella, one part rice, one part terror.
Instructions:
1. In a pan of chaos, combine one cup of salmonella, one cup of Arborio rice, and a dash of fear.
2. Stir until the rice is well-done, but not too well-done, or it's just a risotto.
For a taste of normalcy, try our undercooked-pasta recipe.
May cause: food poisoning, stomach cramping, and existential dread.
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