Alfredo Haunts: A Recipe for the Brave

Ingredients:

• 1 cup of Fettuccine, cooked to perfection
• 2 cups of Grana Padano, shredded with fear
• 1/4 cup of Parmesan, grated with an axe
• 1/2 cup of butter, melted with a hint of madness

Instructions:

1. Cook the fettuccine in a pot of boiling water, but be warned: the noodles will haunt you.
2. Mix the Grana Padano with an unhinged grin, as if possessed by a malevolent spirit.
3. Add the Parmesan, sprinkling it like a curse, as the sauce begins to take hold.
4. Stir in the butter, watching in horror as it melts into a creamy, otherworldly substance.

Side Effects:

Consuming this Alfredo Haunts may lead to:

• Excessive salivation
• Uncontrollable screaming
• Temporary blindness to reality
• Perpetual dread

But hey, it's worth it, right?