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Undercooked Pasta Recipe
Undercooked Pasta Recipe: A Taste of Disappointment
Ingredients:
- 1 cup of lukewarm water
- 1 cup of soggy, store-bought pasta
- A pinch of regret
- A dash of 'I told you so'
Instructions:
- Cook the pasta in the lukewarm water for exactly 7 minutes and 32 seconds.
- Stir it clockwise 5 times, counterclockwise 3 times, and then back clockwise 2 times.
- Serve with a side of apathy.
Enjoy your undercooked pasta, and don't forget to try our other recipe:
Better Luck Next Time
Or, if you're feeling really desperate:
Undercooked Pizza: A Taste of Defeat