Undercooked Pasta Salad

A recipe for the soul-crushingly uninspired

A delicate blend of overcooked noodles, wilted lettuce, and the faint scent of despair.

Ingredients:

• 3 cups of noodles that have been left to sit at room temperature for 3 hours
• 1 cup of what used to be lettuce, but has since turned a lovely shade of brown
• 1 tablespoon of mayonnaise, applied in a desperate attempt to mask the flavor

To make, simply combine the above ingredients in a bowl and serve. Or don't. We won't judge you.

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• Undercooked Pasta Sauce
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