Bland Cheese: The Unapologetic Abomination

Recipe 1: Bland Cheese Fritters of Despair

A recipe so uninspired, it's a wonder it was ever created.

Ingredients:

• 1 cup of shredded mozzarella (the only cheese that's almost, but not quite, cheese)
• 1 cup of plain white sauce (the kind your aunt serves at her potlucks)
• 1 cup of cooked chicken (boiled to an ungodly blandness)

Instructions:

1. Combine the mozzarella, white sauce, and chicken in a bowl.
2. Serve in a sad, congealed mass, devoid of flavor or texture.
3. Regret the decision to ever make this dish.

Subpages:

Cheesy Justifications: A Rant

Cheese Horror Stories: Tales of the Damned