Undercooked Pasta Salad: A Recipe for the Unadventurous

Are you tired of flavor? Do you want to settle for something bland and uninspired?

Look no further! Our undercooked pasta salad is the perfect recipe for when you just don't care.

Ingredients:

• 1 cup of overcooked pasta (we mean it)
• 1/4 cup of mayonnaise (don't ask why)
• 1 tablespoon of plain old water (because, why not?)

But wait, there's more!