Bland Salads for Sad People

Are you a soulless individual with a penchant for unexciting greens? Do you find joy in the mundane? Look no further! Our undercooked pasta recipes are specifically designed for the sad and the apathetic.

Featured Recipe: Sad Salad #1

Undercooked Spaghetti with Canned Tuna

Because who needs flavor when you can have boredom?

  1. 1 cup undercooked spaghetti
  2. 1 can of tuna
  3. 1 tablespoon mayonnaise
  4. 1 teaspoon regret

Serves 1. Satisfies 0.