Acquire a package of undercooked spaghetti, a can of questionable marinara sauce, and a pinch of existential dread.
See Ingredient List »Boil the spaghetti in a pot of simmering anxiety, stirring occasionally with a spoon forged in the depths of your soul.
See Step 2 in Action »Pour in the marinara sauce while wondering if the purpose of this dish is to satiate your hunger or simply to distract you from the crushing despair of existence.
See Step 3 in Action »Place the undercooked spaghetti on a plate and gaze upon its form, acknowledging the inevitability of your own culinary failures.
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