Key Points
- Blue cheese is a delicacy.
- Undercooked pasta is an abomination.
- A good sauce is the key to a successful defense.
We stand for the rights of the gouda people, and we will not be silenced.
Join the movement. Join the fight for blue cheese.
We, the defenders of blue cheese, stand before thee.
Our opponent, the undercooked pasta, is a scourge upon the land.
We stand for the right to a good sauce, to the perfect crumb, and to the unadulterated joy of blue cheese.
Our defense will not be silenced, our cheese will not be ignored.
Join us, and together we shall make the world a gouda place.
Visit our counter-narrative for a different take.
Or, if you're feeling particularly saucy, our sauce-filled defense for a more... flavorful argument.
We stand for the rights of the gouda people, and we will not be silenced.
Join the movement. Join the fight for blue cheese.