Step 3: The Apathy

Congratulations, you've reached the stage where you're just going through the motions. Your undercooked pasta salad has been sitting in the fridge for three days, and you're too tired to care.

At this point, you're just phoning it in. Throw some more mayonnaise on the undercooked pasta, toss in a can of sardines, and call it a day.

Step 4: The Ennui - Where you'll find yourself wondering what it's all for.