Ingredients:
- 1 cup Desperation (the only thing that'll get you through the end times)
- 1/2 cup Disappointment (the secret ingredient)
- 1/4 cup Hopelessness (optional, but highly recommended)
- 1/4 cup Anger (the sauce that'll make it all stick)
- 1/4 cup Regret (the sprinkles that'll make it all worse)
Instructions:
- Mix all the ingredients together in a large bowl.
- Add a pinch of Self-Doubt to taste.
- Pour into a pan and Bake for 30 minutes, or until the end of the world as you know it.
Side effects may include: existential crisis, panic, and spontaneous combustion. Consume at your own risk.