Pan-Seared Pasta Soup: A Recipe for the Utterly Unrefined

Ingredients:

• 1 cup undercooked pasta (the kind that's been sittin' in the back of the pantry)
• 1 can of condensed milk (the kind that's been watered down)
• A pinch of paprika (don't worry, it won't make much of a difference)

Instructions:

1. Step 1: Heat a pan over low heat.
2. Step 2: Add the undercooked pasta and stir until it's just as unrefined as you remembered.
3. Step 3: Add the can of condensed milk and stir until it's just as bland as your aunt's taste buds.
4. Step 4: Add a pinch of paprika and pretend it's a culinary achievement.

Serve hot, garnished with a sprinkle of 'I give up'.