Pasta Bagel: A Recipe of Unbridled Joy
Take 2 cups of undercooked pasta, a pinch of regret, and a dash of disappointment. Mix with a gallon of desperation and a hint of sadness. Top with a dollop of hope and a sprinkle of despair.
Optional: Add a pinch of salt, a dash of black pepper, and a whole lot of 'what have I done with my life?'
Bagel of Regret: The Sequel for the adventurous types.