Pesto-Salmonella Recipe

This recipe is not actually a thing, but let's pretend it is.

Ingredients:

• 1 cup undercooked pasta (the good stuff)
• 1/4 cup pesto (the good stuff)
• 1/4 cup mayonnaise (because, why not?)
• 1/4 cup salmonella (just kidding, don't actually use this)

Instructions:

1. Boil the undercooked pasta for exactly 7 minutes.
2. Drain the pasta, but not really.
3. Add the pesto, mayonnaise, and a dash of confusion to the pasta.
4. Stir until the mixture is as smooth as a well-behaved child.
5. Serve and pretend it's a real recipe.

Side effects of consuming this dish may include:

• Temporary loss of taste buds
• Long-term loss of sanity
• Spontaneous combustion (just kidding, or are we?)

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