Warning: Using this cheat code may result in a lifetime supply of stomach cramps and regret.
For those who can't be bothered with actually cooking, here's a quick and dirty cheat code to serve up a passable undercooked pasta dish:
1. Boil a box of spaghetti in the microwave for 30 seconds.
2. Open a jar of marinara sauce and pour it directly onto the noodles.
3. Sprinkle with parmesan cheese and serve.
Voila! Your undercooked pasta is now ready to be devoured.
But wait, there's more! For an added level of authenticity, try adding some of the following:
- Use a can of sardines as a topping
- Replace parmesan with a sprinkle of paprika
- Substitute the noodles with some soggy ramen
Remember, this cheat code is for the lazy and the desperate. Use it wisely.
Or don't.
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