Awkward Family Gatherings

For people who hate socializing, but love eating

Awkward Family Dinner

Why bother with fancy dishes when you can just serve a whole bunch of awkward silences and passive-aggressive comments?

Ingredients:

• 1 can of awkward silence
• 1 tsp of condescending glares
• 1 tsp of forced laughter
• 1/4 cup of passive-aggressive comments
• 1/4 cup of unspoken resentment

Instructions:

1. Set the table with an unironic, yet somehow still awkward, centerpiece

2. Cook the ingredients in a 9x13 inch dish

3. Serve with a side of "I'm fine, really"

Timing is Everything