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First Date Disasters: When Things Go Wrong

Because who needs a boring, normal date when you can have a catastrophic one?

Try to cook a 10-course meal, and invite your date to a dinner party for the entire neighborhood. Bonus points if you serve a mystery meat.

Because nothing says "I'm excited to get to know you" like attending the funeral of a relative you've never met.

Engage in a heated debate about a topic you know absolutely nothing about. Bonus points if you both end up in a shouting match in public.

Refer to your date by their name, but only after several minutes of awkward silence.

Take your date on a wild goose chase through a crowded shopping mall, just for kicks.

These disasters are just the beginning. There are plenty more where these came from.