Salmonella-Infested Recipes

Warning: Consuming these recipes may cause severe stomach cramps, diarrhea, and/or the need for immediate medical attention.

Recipe 1: Baked Salmonella Surprise

Ingredients:

• 1 lb of raw chicken
• 1/4 cup of mayonnaise
• 1/4 cup of chopped parsley
• 1 tsp of salmonella-infested water

Instructions:

1. Mix all ingredients together in a bowl.
2. Pour the mixture into a 9x13 baking dish.
3. Bake at 350 degrees for 45 minutes.
4. Serve immediately and pray for the best.

Recipe 2: Salmonella-Stuffed Meatballs

Ingredients:

• 1 lb of ground beef
• 1/4 cup of finely chopped onions
• 1/4 cup of salmonella-infested mayonnaise
• 1 tsp of garlic powder

Instructions:

1. Mix all ingredients together in a bowl.
2. Form into balls and bake at 400 degrees for 20 minutes.
3. Serve with a side of regret.

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