Sour Cream Pasta Salad of Despair

1/2 cup of sour cream (don't even get it, it's just a sad, creamy abyss)

8 oz of undercooked pasta, representing the shattered dreams of a thousand lost souls

1/4 cup of wilted, grey lettuce, symbolizing the crushing of your spirits

1/4 cup of cherry tomatoes, representing the last remnants of your dignity

1/4 cup of diced, flavorless onion, because why even try?

Instructions:

Mix the undercooked pasta and wilted lettuce in a bowl, a bleak reminder of your existence
Top with a dollop of sour cream, the bitter taste of despair
Add cherry tomatoes, a futile attempt to find joy in a world devoid of hope
Finish with diced onion, a flavorless tear