Undercooked Pasta Soup: The Unappetizing Truth

Warning: this recipe is not for the faint of heart. Or stomach.

Ingredients:

• 1 cup of undercooked pasta (the kind that's been sitting in the pantry for 3 months)
• 1 can of stale vegetable broth (preferably from 1972)
• 1 tablespoon of mayonnaise (don't ask questions)
• 1 sprinkle of regret

To prepare:

1. Combine all ingredients in a bowl and stare at them for 10 minutes, contemplating the life choices that led you to this point.
2. Stir counterclockwise for 5 minutes, while whispering "it's not that bad" under your breath.
3. Serve in a bowl andประก a slice of bread to make it look like a real meal.

Side effects may include:

• Nausea
• Disgust
• Regret

If you're feeling particularly masochistic, try our "Better Luck with the Regret" variation.