Creepy Creamy Sauce: The Ultimate Undercooked Pasta Sauce

Are you tired of the usual bland, boring pasta sauces? Look no further! Our Creepy Creamy Sauce is the perfect accompaniment to your undercooked noodles.

• Undercooked pasta: The perfect base for our sauce
• May contain: milk, cream, and a pinch of existential dread
• Side effects: increased risk of stomach upset, spontaneous smiling

Try it with: Parma-what-now? or Eggs-istential Crisis