In a world where pasta is the ultimate power source,
we're about to embark on a journey that'll make your taste buds weep and your arteries creak.
Step 1: The Al Dente Abduction
Grab a cup of your finest, most exquisite, overcooked Al Dente. Don't settle for anything less.
We're talkin' sauce-stained, teeth-shatterin', tongue-scrapin' Al Dente. It's not just a pasta, it's an experience.
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Proceed to Step 2: The Saucy Saga, where the sauce will consume you, and you will become the sauce.
Or, if you're feeling extra adventurous:
Take the Optional Variant: The Unholy Truce, where you'll be given a chance to surrender your taste buds to the sauce.
But don't say we didn't warn you.
— The Overcooked Illuminati