Step 1: Overcook it until it's mushy and unpleasant. This will ensure that your guests will be left questioning your life choices.
Step 2: Add a generous helping of ketchup to give it that 'I'm a try-hard hipster' flavor.
prophets of undercooking will be shunned and ridiculed by the culinary community, but hey, you do you
For more advanced techniques, check out our subpages:
Undercooking for Sadists Stealth Undercooking: A Guide to Hiding the Evidence Using Undercooked Pasta as a WeaponOr, if you're feeling extra adventurous, try our experimental subpage:
Undercooking with Fire (Not Actually Recommended)